Halloween has finally come and past. This months issue is packed with flicks and treats. Enjoy THE OCTOBER ISSUE.
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS 2 -3-
"...it just doesn’t amuse you often enough to truly be worth your money. Rent this." -Smokeskrene
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS -4-
"From up skirt teasing to lipstick tubes in nipples and the most horrible 80’s character stereo types yet." – smokeskrene
Resident Evil Extinction -3-
"The only thing stopping this from being a more legitimate three star is a good script and better effects." – smokeskrene
THE CURSE (1987) -4-
"Some people will write this off prematurely but I loved it." – smokeskrene
BAD REPUTATION
"I Spit On Your Grave meets Heathers." – smokeskrene
SCHOOL OF THE UNHOLY BEAST -4-
"This one will awe and offend people of all ages." – smokeskrene
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD II
"Settle for ROTLD II on Halloween when everyone has rented out the cult favorites" – smokeskrene
SHANGHAI KISS -3-
"Rent it for a good laugh and Hayden’s pretty face." – K-FLEET
DON'T OPEN THE DOOR
"This movie is in the same vain as Don’t Look in the Basement, but not as good." – K-FLEET
LIZARD IN A WOMAN'S SKIN -3-
"its long, contains nudity, a bad soundtrack and a LSDesque atmosphere." – smokeskrene
EVIL ALIENS -4-
"There is no reason this movie is good, but it is. Jake West may have a future in this business." – smokeskrene
HALLOWEEN II -3-
"Michael walks around and picks people off until he can find lil' sis." – smokeskrene
HALLOWEEN (1978) -5-
"The boogeyman and the suburbs. Seems played out now but was a pretty fresh concept then." - smokeskrene
28 WEEKS LATER -3-
"Full of very fast paced action." - SMOKESKRENE
BLACK SHEEP -3-
"It’s definitely worth a watch, but unfortunately, will not make the list of the best independent movies of the year." – K-FLEET
WRONG TURN 2 -3-
"There is very little originality, and although it can be pleasing to gorehounds" – K-FLEET
CHILD'S PLAY -3 1/2-
"This movie will never be considered the greatest horror film by anyone, but it is a good movie." – SMOKESKRENE
AMERICAN MOVIE -5-
"my pick for greatest documentary of all time." – SMOKESKRENE
ALICE SWEET ALICE -4-
"If you can find it for under 15 bucks, buy it" – K-FLEET
MAXED OUT -4-
"Maxed Out is a great documentary about how American’s continue to live in debt." – K-FLEET
HAVOC 2; NORMAL ADOLESCENT BEHAVIOR -4-
"This movie is watchable, but if you want other titles that are more enjoyable, watch Kids, Bully, or Thirteen." - K-Fleet
BELIEVERS (2007) -3-
"Hats off to the director for making a much better movie than his first, The Blair Witch Project." K-Fleet
HABIT -3-
"This is not your typical stylized vampire movie." – K-Fleet
MURDER PARTY
"It’s worth a rent," – K-Fleet
THE DEVIL'S REJECTS -4-
"Rob. You can make great lines and sequence action in a way that not many directors can these days. Just quit trying to write a horror opus. Its not you. Making good movies could be though, and Devil's Rejects is proof." - smokeskrene
HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES -3-
"It's easy to poke endless holes in this horror movie. Its hard to watch it and not enjoy it." -smokeskrene
EATEN ALIVE (Mangiati Vivi) -4-
"This movie follows the formula for Cannibal movies and does it better than most." – smokeskrene
POLTERGEIST -4-
"As far as house haunting films go this is second only to its sequel." – SMOKESKRENE
I DRINK YOUR BLOOD -3-
"This movie has great potential but just barely squeaks past the 2 mark." – smokeskrene
BURIED ALIVE -3-
"I think I liked this because it had all the major elements of slasher movies: blood, a relentless weapon-bearing villain, and nudity." – K-FLEET
OROZCO: THE EMBALMER -4-
"Highly recommended for any fan of real life shockumentary." – K-FLEET
FIDO -3-
"Seriously imagine a Lassie movie where all the dogs are replaced by zombies." – SMOKESKRENE
THE LIFE AND DEATH OF PETER SELLERS -4-
"Even if you're completely unfamiliar with his work this movie will entertain you." – Smokeskrene
4 comments:
Sadly, September's issue had more entertaining quotes. I see you nabbed credit for my quote on Habit and Murder Party, but really, you dominated this month otherwise! I have a few that I need to finish, but can't find the time to do anything but work and sleep. Naughty nurse is a nice cover.
Yeah sorry about that. I had actually fixed the file and changed the filename then copied the wrong one when i posted it. I've got a start on friday the 13th movies for november. december i'm going to do all christmas movies of one kind or another i think. black x-mas, santa claws... you know classics. sideshow's got classics.
You may dominate the whole 4th quarter with reviews, but I'll try to get some up from Horrfest next weekend. 8 Films, 3 nights, little sleep. :)
Yeah the begining of this month should be slow for me to because I'm trying to get this farking ancestry thing done before thanksgiving.
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