OCTOBER ISSUE NOW AVAILABLE

Halloween has finally come and past. This months issue is packed with flicks and treats. Enjoy THE OCTOBER ISSUE.














NIGHT OF THE DEMONS 2 -3-

"...it just doesn’t amuse you often enough to truly be worth your money. Rent this." -Smokeskrene


NIGHT OF THE DEMONS -4-

"From up skirt teasing to lipstick tubes in nipples and the most horrible 80’s character stereo types yet." – smokeskrene


Resident Evil Extinction -3-

"The only thing stopping this from being a more legitimate three star is a good script and better effects." – smokeskrene


THE CURSE (1987) -4-

"Some people will write this off prematurely but I loved it." – smokeskrene


BAD REPUTATION

"I Spit On Your Grave meets Heathers." – smokeskrene


SCHOOL OF THE UNHOLY BEAST -4-

"This one will awe and offend people of all ages." – smokeskrene


RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD II

"Settle for ROTLD II on Halloween when everyone has rented out the cult favorites" – smokeskrene


SHANGHAI KISS -3-

"Rent it for a good laugh and Hayden’s pretty face." – K-FLEET


DON'T OPEN THE DOOR

"This movie is in the same vain as Don’t Look in the Basement, but not as good." – K-FLEET


LIZARD IN A WOMAN'S SKIN -3-

"its long, contains nudity, a bad soundtrack and a LSDesque atmosphere." – smokeskrene


EVIL ALIENS -4-

"There is no reason this movie is good, but it is. Jake West may have a future in this business." – smokeskrene


HALLOWEEN II -3-

"Michael walks around and picks people off until he can find lil' sis." – smokeskrene


HALLOWEEN (1978) -5-

"The boogeyman and the suburbs. Seems played out now but was a pretty fresh concept then." - smokeskrene


28 WEEKS LATER -3-

"Full of very fast paced action." - SMOKESKRENE


BLACK SHEEP -3-

"It’s definitely worth a watch, but unfortunately, will not make the list of the best independent movies of the year." – K-FLEET


WRONG TURN 2 -3-

"There is very little originality, and although it can be pleasing to gorehounds" – K-FLEET


CHILD'S PLAY -3 1/2-

"This movie will never be considered the greatest horror film by anyone, but it is a good movie." – SMOKESKRENE


AMERICAN MOVIE -5-

"my pick for greatest documentary of all time." – SMOKESKRENE


ALICE SWEET ALICE -4-

"If you can find it for under 15 bucks, buy it" – K-FLEET


MAXED OUT -4-

"Maxed Out is a great documentary about how American’s continue to live in debt." – K-FLEET


HAVOC 2; NORMAL ADOLESCENT BEHAVIOR -4-

"This movie is watchable, but if you want other titles that are more enjoyable, watch Kids, Bully, or Thirteen." - K-Fleet


BELIEVERS (2007) -3-

"Hats off to the director for making a much better movie than his first, The Blair Witch Project." K-Fleet


HABIT -3-

"This is not your typical stylized vampire movie." – K-Fleet


MURDER PARTY

"It’s worth a rent," – K-Fleet


THE DEVIL'S REJECTS -4-

"Rob. You can make great lines and sequence action in a way that not many directors can these days. Just quit trying to write a horror opus. Its not you. Making good movies could be though, and Devil's Rejects is proof." - smokeskrene


HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES -3-

"It's easy to poke endless holes in this horror movie. Its hard to watch it and not enjoy it." -smokeskrene


EATEN ALIVE (Mangiati Vivi) -4-

"This movie follows the formula for Cannibal movies and does it better than most." – smokeskrene


POLTERGEIST -4-

"As far as house haunting films go this is second only to its sequel." – SMOKESKRENE


I DRINK YOUR BLOOD -3-

"This movie has great potential but just barely squeaks past the 2 mark." – smokeskrene


BURIED ALIVE -3-

"I think I liked this because it had all the major elements of slasher movies: blood, a relentless weapon-bearing villain, and nudity." – K-FLEET


OROZCO: THE EMBALMER -4-

"Highly recommended for any fan of real life shockumentary." – K-FLEET


FIDO -3-

"Seriously imagine a Lassie movie where all the dogs are replaced by zombies." – SMOKESKRENE


THE LIFE AND DEATH OF PETER SELLERS -4-

"Even if you're completely unfamiliar with his work this movie will entertain you." – Smokeskrene

4 comments:

K-Fleet said...

Sadly, September's issue had more entertaining quotes. I see you nabbed credit for my quote on Habit and Murder Party, but really, you dominated this month otherwise! I have a few that I need to finish, but can't find the time to do anything but work and sleep. Naughty nurse is a nice cover.

Smokeskrene said...

Yeah sorry about that. I had actually fixed the file and changed the filename then copied the wrong one when i posted it. I've got a start on friday the 13th movies for november. december i'm going to do all christmas movies of one kind or another i think. black x-mas, santa claws... you know classics. sideshow's got classics.

K-Fleet said...

You may dominate the whole 4th quarter with reviews, but I'll try to get some up from Horrfest next weekend. 8 Films, 3 nights, little sleep. :)

Smokeskrene said...

Yeah the begining of this month should be slow for me to because I'm trying to get this farking ancestry thing done before thanksgiving.