FIDO BY SMOKESKRENE

FIDO






{overall rating}-* * *

{action}- There isn't really a whole lot of action for the amount of gore.

{humor}- It’s a chuckle the whole way through kind of movie but it doesn't really cross that line of making you laugh.

{nudity}- Nope. I was desperately hoping the mother and fido would get it on. But no. Is it wrong to want zombies to get some love? I think not.

{blood}- Yes.

{gore}- Yes.

{acting}- Very well cast movie.

{plot}- Imagine that Lassie were a zombie.

{film quality}- The color in this movie is absolutely amazing.

{entertainment factor}- Its aight.

{Aprox. amount of time spent fast forwarding}- none


Imagine a world where you have to work hard to pay for a funeral where they will bury your head separately so you don't have to worry about a company called Zombicon turning you into a zombie slave. Fido is one of these slaves. Fido is bought by a family who's father doesn't like zombies nor want one. The father works so hard and worries so much about his family's funerals that he neglects his son, and neglects his wifes sexual urges. So fido becomes the son's best friend and mother's dancing partner. You will really really want to like this movie but they don’t exactly make it easy for you. The pace is horribly slow. The kill count is extremely small for a zombie movie. Most of the characters were written to be unlikeable and in a round about way it makes the movie very hard to like. Fido does have an interesting concept that will make you smile. Just don't expect to bust a gut laughing. Seriously imagine a Lassie movie where all the dogs are replaced by zombies. Seriously "What's that boy, Timmy is tied to a tree!?!? ZOMBIES!!!"