{overall rating}- * * * *
{action}- "Don't fuck with a UFO enthusiast."
{humor}- This movie had me rolling from the start.
{blood}- Yeth yeth.
{gore}- This movie will make any man who understands the nature of a prostate exam thank his lucky stars aliens aren't involved in it. This is absolutely splatteriffic.
{nudity}- Guy butt. Funny enough to be tolerable. Also look for sweet alien love.
{acting}- Is not good but is more than adequate to make this movie watchable.
{plot}- This is out of this world extreme. Its stupid really. You'll love it though.
{film quality}- British soap opera meets blair witch book of shadows.
{entertainment factor}- Very Very Very entertaining. Like it or not.
{Aprox. amount of time spent fast forwarding}-No need for forwarding this movie is fast paced mayhem.
Wow is all you can really say about a movie like this. WOW. Some of you may know Eden Ford as the Ozzy look alike detective from twisted sisters. This movie starts with him pounding his girlfriend near a Stonehenge like formation. Sounds like a fun role until he is being anal probed while his girlfriend watches. Did I mention the aliens? So a camera crew goes out to investigate for there sideshowreview sort of website program. There they run into the girlfriend and her welsh / English hating brothers. After a near meeting with the aliens the camera crew gets risky and tries to get up close and personal with them. At the same time the welsh brothers set out to avenge the death of their beloved mutilated cow. This movie is extreme to say the least. A great screenplay, good direction and some creative gore make this movie a treat. This is another guilty pleasure to put alongside Dead Alive. There is no reason this movie is good, but it is. Jake West may have a future in this business.
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