Humor: 2
Blood/Guts: 2
Nudity: 1
Minutes FF’ed thru: none
Overall rating: 3
Bob and his wife, Wendi, move to a quaint little town so he can start his new job at ZeeCor. Within the first few days, they find out that their neighbors are less than normal, as the lady across the street crashes her car into their yard, and when her husband comes to rescue, they act as if they’re deaf when spoken to. Then, another neighbor, Adrian, leaves welcoming gifts. First, are flowers that have poison oak in them, which causes Wendi to have a massive break out on her face, and then chocolates, which make their stomachs upset and asses explode. In his last attempt, he brings them tainted grape preserves, but they're denied, as the couple is now onto his antics.
Adrian has been watching and taping the couple’s sexual exploits, and in anger of not accepting his last gift, he goes home, turns on an audio taping of the sexcapades, and fingers a cut on his stomach while jabbing a syringe in his crotch.
He is later caught red-handed in the couple’s house tainting their food, but when the police are called, all he gets is a slap on the hand, since he's kin to the late mayor of the town. He then pumps poison into their water line and they get sick again. When they go to the doctor, they find out that Wendi is pregnant, but Adrian continues to pump poison into the water line and they become sicker.
While at their lowest point, Adrian kidnaps Wendi and takes her to his house to “take all the bad things out down there.” He gets her on the operating table, opens her up, and starts feeling around, but when she wakes up and starts screaming, he pumps her full of drugs and goes to do some more surgery on himself.
Adrian also has it out for the deaf couple, Judd and Mary, and aids in killing her by short circuiting their power, which causes her life support machine to fail. So, Judd goes over to Adrian’s house, and while he’s doing his surgery, he pulls out his intestines. The victor: the hearing impaired.
Bob, Wendi, and the baby end up being okay, minus one spleen, and the couple packs up and moves on.
Blood/Guts: 2
Nudity: 1
Minutes FF’ed thru: none
Overall rating: 3
Bob and his wife, Wendi, move to a quaint little town so he can start his new job at ZeeCor. Within the first few days, they find out that their neighbors are less than normal, as the lady across the street crashes her car into their yard, and when her husband comes to rescue, they act as if they’re deaf when spoken to. Then, another neighbor, Adrian, leaves welcoming gifts. First, are flowers that have poison oak in them, which causes Wendi to have a massive break out on her face, and then chocolates, which make their stomachs upset and asses explode. In his last attempt, he brings them tainted grape preserves, but they're denied, as the couple is now onto his antics.
Adrian has been watching and taping the couple’s sexual exploits, and in anger of not accepting his last gift, he goes home, turns on an audio taping of the sexcapades, and fingers a cut on his stomach while jabbing a syringe in his crotch.
He is later caught red-handed in the couple’s house tainting their food, but when the police are called, all he gets is a slap on the hand, since he's kin to the late mayor of the town. He then pumps poison into their water line and they get sick again. When they go to the doctor, they find out that Wendi is pregnant, but Adrian continues to pump poison into the water line and they become sicker.
While at their lowest point, Adrian kidnaps Wendi and takes her to his house to “take all the bad things out down there.” He gets her on the operating table, opens her up, and starts feeling around, but when she wakes up and starts screaming, he pumps her full of drugs and goes to do some more surgery on himself.
Adrian also has it out for the deaf couple, Judd and Mary, and aids in killing her by short circuiting their power, which causes her life support machine to fail. So, Judd goes over to Adrian’s house, and while he’s doing his surgery, he pulls out his intestines. The victor: the hearing impaired.
Bob, Wendi, and the baby end up being okay, minus one spleen, and the couple packs up and moves on.
This was a pretty good movie with decent effects. Nothing earth-shattering, but worth a watch for fans of b-horror, or those who like stories of insane neighbors, which we can all relate to. One of the most comedic scenes is the aftermath of Bob’s anal explosion: a crap trail leading into his stall, his pants soiled, his exhaustion and agony, and a co-worker who witnesses it all. Not that I have a fecal fetish or would wish deathly diarrhea on anyone, but fart and poop gags done right are entertaining.
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