WARNING-this movie and review is intended for mature audiences only and may contain sexual descriptions and references. Read at your own risk of being appalled.
Humor: 2
Blood: 0
Nudity: 3.5
Minutes FF’ed thru: none
Overall rating: 4
I dropped 9 bucks on this DVD and can say it’s the best money I’ve spent in a while. Girls of Tattoo U is a film about six chicks who are willing to get tatted (and pierced) in the buff for our viewing pleasure.
(blonde) Sammie-she gets a tribal band to connect the other three tats on her lower back and right hip. She has some nicely pierced coconuts and a naughty shaven tweeter.
(brunette) Taryn-smaller in bust, but not quite as nice to look at as Sammie, gets an arrow-type design on her lower back, and also opts for the clean shaven snapper. The last stages of her tat were apparently the most painful, as her screams sounded like she was taking a big one up the wrong hole.
(funky, multi-colored hair (dreadlocks?)) Insomnia-wears a schoolgirl skirt, tight striped top, and black knee-high stockings with pink bows on the back. She has her right nip and lip pierced, and decides to get three stars behind her right ear, and her other nip and hood pierced. She’s bisexual and has a small landing strip down below.
(brunette w/ braids) Sabre-has both nipples pierced on her big jubblies and is also shaven. She gets a set of bat wings on her upper back. She's also bisexual, and has screwed a friend’s father and dated a 45 year old chick.
(fake blonde) Sarah aka Sundae-sports the Marilyn Monroe look, and has a set of smaller, pierced cha chas and the familiar hairless beaver. She has the Princess tattoo on her lower back that she got when she was 14, transformed into an ice cream sundae. She likes to be tied up when receiving pain, so has her ankles tied to the chair while getting inked.
(red and brown hair, shaven on one side) Bella-has multiple mouth and nose piercings, big fake jugs, and a shaven mound. She gets a skull design on her left arm to accompany her other tats, scarrings, and mutilations. She likes to have sex in public places as well as grimy ones (parks, abandoned warehouses, etc). For me, she was the least appealing of the chicks featured.
None of the chicks had a problem getting naked, nor showing off their goods, although some were more exhibitionary than others. All girls had at least one tat and several had belly rings. All were fair-skinned, probably due to their dwelling, Providence, Rhode Island, and all were willing to share sex stories. Kind of like Taxi Cab Confessions, except they knew they were being filmed beforehand.
Dennis E. Horton II and his wife, Tina, own and manage Kabloom Tattoo, the place where all the magic takes place. Dennis is the only 100% freehand tattooist in the state, and has a degree in graphic design. Tina is a cute brunette with a hot, natural body, and Dennis knew from the first time he saw her, that she was the one. The last tattoo done is Tina's torso piece which extends from the center of her chest down to her num-num. Nice!
This is a great flick and should be part of your collection. I highly recommend the film Modify to compliment this. Buy both today, and watch multiple times.
Blood: 0
Nudity: 3.5
Minutes FF’ed thru: none
Overall rating: 4
I dropped 9 bucks on this DVD and can say it’s the best money I’ve spent in a while. Girls of Tattoo U is a film about six chicks who are willing to get tatted (and pierced) in the buff for our viewing pleasure.
(blonde) Sammie-she gets a tribal band to connect the other three tats on her lower back and right hip. She has some nicely pierced coconuts and a naughty shaven tweeter.
(brunette) Taryn-smaller in bust, but not quite as nice to look at as Sammie, gets an arrow-type design on her lower back, and also opts for the clean shaven snapper. The last stages of her tat were apparently the most painful, as her screams sounded like she was taking a big one up the wrong hole.
(funky, multi-colored hair (dreadlocks?)) Insomnia-wears a schoolgirl skirt, tight striped top, and black knee-high stockings with pink bows on the back. She has her right nip and lip pierced, and decides to get three stars behind her right ear, and her other nip and hood pierced. She’s bisexual and has a small landing strip down below.
(brunette w/ braids) Sabre-has both nipples pierced on her big jubblies and is also shaven. She gets a set of bat wings on her upper back. She's also bisexual, and has screwed a friend’s father and dated a 45 year old chick.
(fake blonde) Sarah aka Sundae-sports the Marilyn Monroe look, and has a set of smaller, pierced cha chas and the familiar hairless beaver. She has the Princess tattoo on her lower back that she got when she was 14, transformed into an ice cream sundae. She likes to be tied up when receiving pain, so has her ankles tied to the chair while getting inked.
(red and brown hair, shaven on one side) Bella-has multiple mouth and nose piercings, big fake jugs, and a shaven mound. She gets a skull design on her left arm to accompany her other tats, scarrings, and mutilations. She likes to have sex in public places as well as grimy ones (parks, abandoned warehouses, etc). For me, she was the least appealing of the chicks featured.
None of the chicks had a problem getting naked, nor showing off their goods, although some were more exhibitionary than others. All girls had at least one tat and several had belly rings. All were fair-skinned, probably due to their dwelling, Providence, Rhode Island, and all were willing to share sex stories. Kind of like Taxi Cab Confessions, except they knew they were being filmed beforehand.
Dennis E. Horton II and his wife, Tina, own and manage Kabloom Tattoo, the place where all the magic takes place. Dennis is the only 100% freehand tattooist in the state, and has a degree in graphic design. Tina is a cute brunette with a hot, natural body, and Dennis knew from the first time he saw her, that she was the one. The last tattoo done is Tina's torso piece which extends from the center of her chest down to her num-num. Nice!
This is a great flick and should be part of your collection. I highly recommend the film Modify to compliment this. Buy both today, and watch multiple times.
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