THE TUTOR BY SMOKESKRENE

THE TUTOR






{overall rating}-* * *

{action}- nun.

{humor}- the campiest humor you’ll ever endure.

{blood}- not in this one.

{gore}- take your goddamn hands off her Bif.

{nudity}- 10-4

{acting}- not bad at all for the era and genre.

{plot}- cliché and dated like the wardrobe.

{film quality}- about the same as teen wolf.

{entertainment factor}- it definitely has its moments.

{Aprox. amount of time spent fast forwarding}-zero



If for nothing else this movie is worth watching just for the credits. Its probably the funniest 3 minutes of aerobics you will ever see in your entire life. Reason number 2 is Crispin Glover losing his leather virginity to a dominatrix. Which is probably the second funniest thing I’ve ever seen. This movie is like American Pie meets something funny. I actually vividly remember watching this late night on HBO when I was like 13. A rich kid flunks his French final and fucks his French tutor. Not the most complex of plots. Not the most complex of movies. Definitely worth a rent.


-SMOKESKRENE-

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