September has come to a close and the first issue has been completed. Now available in its entirety, for your viewing pleasure.
Scarecrows -3-
"sort of a… What if DB Cooper jumped into a over grown field area while being chased by a swat team who’s being mutilated by scarecrows movie." - smokeskrene
Frostbitten aka Frostbiten -3-
"Pretty decent vampire flick with a touch of humor to boot" – K-Fleet
Burning -3-
"It’s a great watch if for nothing else a Jason Alexander with hair that didn’t marry Britney Spears" – smokeskrene
Return Of The Living Dead -5-
"This should crack anyone’s Top 5 zombie movies" – smokeskrene
The Gymnast -3-
"This is a coming into sexuality story of an ex-gymnast who is recruited to work on an aerial acrobatics show with an Asian dancer" – K-Fleet
Fantacide -3-
"There’s no doubt that this film was made to do nothing but exploit and disgust" – K-Fleet
What’s Up Nurse -3-
"70’s British comedy with lots of boobs and hairy muffs" – K-Fleet
Unholy -3-
"Finally a former Buffy star makes a good horror movie." – smokeskrene
Arockaclypse By Lordi Bonus Disc -3-
"well mastered, well shot heavy metal show" – smokeskrene
Antibodies
"I haven't been this entertained since the movie Feed" – K-Fleet
The Tutor -3-
"Not the most complex of movies. Definitely worth a rent." – smokeskrene
Dagon -4-
"Finally a movie that is actually scary" – smokeskrene
Hotrod -4-
"probably the funniest movie I’ve seen since super troopers" – smokeskrene
Malevolence -3-
"This guy is not having a good day" – smokeskrene
Flesh For The Beast -3-
"Severed limbs, internal organs and violent vomiting… that's just the first 85 seconds" – smokeskrene
2 comments:
I love it dude! The idea of pulling a quote out of the movie review is classic. I'd say we've done pretty good for only a month's worth of reviewing. Naughty Cop Girl!
The best movie quote to date is the "hairy muff" LOL More movies need our taglines.
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