SEPTEMBER ISSUE NOW SHOWING

September has come to a close and the first issue has been completed. Now available in its entirety, for your viewing pleasure.














Scarecrows -3-

"sort of a… What if DB Cooper jumped into a over grown field area while being chased by a swat team who’s being mutilated by scarecrows movie." - smokeskrene

Frostbitten aka Frostbiten -3-

"Pretty decent vampire flick with a touch of humor to boot" – K-Fleet

Burning -3-

"It’s a great watch if for nothing else a Jason Alexander with hair that didn’t marry Britney Spears" – smokeskrene

Return Of The Living Dead -5-

"This should crack anyone’s Top 5 zombie movies" – smokeskrene

The Gymnast -3-

"This is a coming into sexuality story of an ex-gymnast who is recruited to work on an aerial acrobatics show with an Asian dancer" – K-Fleet

Fantacide -3-

"There’s no doubt that this film was made to do nothing but exploit and disgust" – K-Fleet

What’s Up Nurse -3-

"70’s British comedy with lots of boobs and hairy muffs" – K-Fleet

Unholy -3-

"Finally a former Buffy star makes a good horror movie." – smokeskrene

Arockaclypse By Lordi Bonus Disc -3-

"well mastered, well shot heavy metal show" – smokeskrene

Antibodies

"I haven't been this entertained since the movie Feed" – K-Fleet

The Tutor -3-

"Not the most complex of movies. Definitely worth a rent." – smokeskrene

Dagon -4-

"Finally a movie that is actually scary" – smokeskrene

Hotrod -4-

"probably the funniest movie I’ve seen since super troopers" – smokeskrene

Malevolence -3-

"This guy is not having a good day" – smokeskrene

Flesh For The Beast -3-

"Severed limbs, internal organs and violent vomiting… that's just the first 85 seconds" – smokeskrene

2 comments:

K-Fleet said...

I love it dude! The idea of pulling a quote out of the movie review is classic. I'd say we've done pretty good for only a month's worth of reviewing. Naughty Cop Girl!

Smokeskrene said...

The best movie quote to date is the "hairy muff" LOL More movies need our taglines.