Humor: 1
Blood: 0
Nudity: 3
Minutes FF’ed thru: none
Overall rating: 2
Two chicks leave the club and get pulled over by what they believe is a cop. They’re cuffed, frisked, gagged, and thrown in the trunk of his car. The car drives through the night, and stops in a wooded area. Here, the hooded assailant (wearing a burlap sack) ties their feet with rope, and nudges them at gun point (the least intimidating gun I’ve ever seen) through the woods.
While resting, Hoodie sneaks away to take a dump, but one of the girls gets out her cuffs, and makes a break for it. He catches up to her, gives her the “bitch betta recognize” slap, and takes her back to camp. In the meantime, the other girl has managed to get a hold of the gun, and tries to blast him, but a click with no boom is all she gets. He gives her the smack down, and they settle in for the evening.
The next day, he finds the perfect spot, tells them to disrobe, ties them to a tree, and gets a little gropage in the process. There, they wait, until a gorilla comes along, takes the bait, and gets blasted. Hoodie, now having shown his face, unties the girls, gives them each a wad of cash, and sends them on their way. He then takes a load off, and relishes in his victory, as he's defeated the beast that mauled his face sometime ago.
Quite an odd movie that I’m not sure I’ll ever really understand. Not that it's extremely complex, but what began as an exploitation movie, ended as a “What the hell was that all about?” Granted, the two chicks were pretty hot, and the gratuitous nudity helped keep the story going, or at least kept my attention, but the whole thing was just like, “Uh, okay, whatever.” If you like exploitive movies with apes, or at least a dude in a horribly fake gorilla suit, try The Beast (La Bete) by Walerian Borowczyk. An even odder movie that you'll definitely remember after watching.
Blood: 0
Nudity: 3
Minutes FF’ed thru: none
Overall rating: 2
Two chicks leave the club and get pulled over by what they believe is a cop. They’re cuffed, frisked, gagged, and thrown in the trunk of his car. The car drives through the night, and stops in a wooded area. Here, the hooded assailant (wearing a burlap sack) ties their feet with rope, and nudges them at gun point (the least intimidating gun I’ve ever seen) through the woods.
While resting, Hoodie sneaks away to take a dump, but one of the girls gets out her cuffs, and makes a break for it. He catches up to her, gives her the “bitch betta recognize” slap, and takes her back to camp. In the meantime, the other girl has managed to get a hold of the gun, and tries to blast him, but a click with no boom is all she gets. He gives her the smack down, and they settle in for the evening.
The next day, he finds the perfect spot, tells them to disrobe, ties them to a tree, and gets a little gropage in the process. There, they wait, until a gorilla comes along, takes the bait, and gets blasted. Hoodie, now having shown his face, unties the girls, gives them each a wad of cash, and sends them on their way. He then takes a load off, and relishes in his victory, as he's defeated the beast that mauled his face sometime ago.
Quite an odd movie that I’m not sure I’ll ever really understand. Not that it's extremely complex, but what began as an exploitation movie, ended as a “What the hell was that all about?” Granted, the two chicks were pretty hot, and the gratuitous nudity helped keep the story going, or at least kept my attention, but the whole thing was just like, “Uh, okay, whatever.” If you like exploitive movies with apes, or at least a dude in a horribly fake gorilla suit, try The Beast (La Bete) by Walerian Borowczyk. An even odder movie that you'll definitely remember after watching.
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